Funny things to put on a dating site


26-Jul-2017 02:00

“I showed him your picture and explained what Ok Cupid was,” the online dater wrote.

I don’t care enough to try.” Impersonal greetings are just lazy, and I don’t have time to respond to hundreds of identical “sups” from people who may or may not be interested in me personally.

He seems fairly proud of his run-in with the cop, and it’s bold of him to tell such an incriminating story right off the bat. And hey, some girls are into bad boys who live on the edge, risking life and limb for their lady loves.



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